Sex Education

Twins Rosie and Rupert weren't allowed smartphones in case they looked at anything naughty, despite the fact that all the other children in Reception owned one (how else were they supposed to order their Happy Meals at lunchtime?). However on Sunday when they were playing hide & seek, Rosie had found a stash of Daddy's 80's 'Escort' magazines in a suitcase under the bed so they were 'reading' their way through those. Rosie was confused by one thing however; she'd seen Mummy in the bath and she didn't look like those ladies. The women in Escort had hairy you-know-whats! Suddenly the twins felt like they'd had enough education for one day and went to find their Beanos.

'Sex Education' is an original by Haus of Lucy
Materials: Your Nan's china ornament, photographic paper, varnish