Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Pizza Express Snowstorm

Back by popular demand, it's the formerly-known-as-Prince-Andrew snowstorm, now updated to reflect his new status. The 'Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (Formerly Known As Prince Andrew) Woking Pizza Express Snowstorm features the finest glitter and displays the disgraced royal waiting outside the Woking Pizza Express on one side, with an updated blue plaque on the other. This stunning snowstorm would make the perfect gift for your Nan, who has always had a soft-spot for the Playboy Prince, although she just says rude things about him now.