Coco sighed and blinked through his tears. It seemed that these days, no one wanted a clown at their parties; they just wanted ladies called Elsa or Belle or Ariel. And while they might be pretty, they didn't do forward rolls, honk a bicycle horn or even trip over their own feet. BORING! Luckily Coco had discovered a magical drink which made him feel better the more he imbibed. 'This stuff should be available on the NHS!' thought Coco as he threw back another mouthful before being violently sick outside the job centre.
'Tears of a Clown' is an original by Haus of Lucy.

Ref: tears sherry