To stay awake for the match tonight, Britney downed five cans of Monster Energy, three Red Bulls, a packet of Pro-Plus, a tube of Lucozade Glucose tablets and several espressos. Unfortunately she's now in A&E after suffering a massive caffeine overdose, resluting in heart palpertations, nausea and a headache so bad it feels as if Harry Kane is stamping on her head. Oh Britney! I'm sure the nurses will be happy to
share the result tomorrow when you've been treated with intravenous benzodiazepines and emergency kidney dialysis.
'Britney Beers' is an original piece by Haus of Lucy.
Materials: Your Nan's favourite china ornament, polymer clay, ceramic paint, dolls house item.

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