'Jesus Christ!' gasped Jesus Christ as he collapsed into the arms of Mother Mary. He'd just completed day one of Couch to 5K and he was EXHAUSTED! So much so, in fact, that he decided that running was just not for him. 'I think I'll just stick to walking on water, Mum', he said, 'it's MUCH easier'. And with that, he popped his brand new Hokas on Vinted for £70 (RRP £130) and someone promptly offered him a fiver.
'Couch to 5K' is an original by Haus of Lucy.
Materials used: Your Nan's favourite ornament, polymer clay, acrylic paint.

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