Coco sighed and blinked through his tears. It seemed that these days, no one wanted a clown at their parties; they just wanted ladies called Elsa or Belle or Ariel. And they might be pretty but they didn't do forward rolls or honk a bicycle horn or even trip over their own feet. BORING! Luckily Coco had discovered a magical drink which, the more he inbibed, the better he felt. 'This stuff should be available on the NHS!' thought Coco as he threw back another hoppy mouthful before being violently sick outside the job centre.
'Tears Of A Clown' is an original by Haus of Lucy.

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