The residents of Sleepyville all looked forward to fridays because that's when little Sally did her rounds, selling door-to-door. 85 year old Mr Jones always bought a couple of Es to kick-start his weekend, and Mrs Petrovski liked to treat herself to half an ounce of hash to add to her brownies (which went down very well with the WI). A couple more years of this and Sally would be well on her way to being able to afford to go to university without being saddled with a £30 000 debt. Alan Sugar had nothing on her!

'Sorted For Es And Whizz' is an original by Haus Of Lucy. Materials used: Polymer clay, icing sugar, oregano, clingfilm, photographic paper.